What are your thoughts on this prison idea?

I think we should make all maximum-security slammers like the Gulags in the Soviet Union during the Cold War. There should be no access to the Internet, television, weight rooms, or college education programs. Nobody shall have visitors or receive mail. That way they will understand not having contact with the outside world and the agony they caused the victims and family members. Then they can’t swindle stupid women with low self-esteem into believing they'll one day come to town in shining armor and “rescue them from their despair" before they both ride into the sunset on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle or in a muscle car with the convertible top down or the sunroof open. The only leisure inmates should be afforded is newspapers, periodicals, and basic food and shelter. Those can be shipped in on a scow or barge. All the prisoners could do manual labor 12-plus hours a day. Perhaps they can sort out garbage. They can separate everything that's recyclable, biodegradable, and compostible. I'm not prejudice, but I believe the warden should segregate the facility for good measure. That way the guards can ensure there are no race riots. Certain racial groups could work igned shifts while the others are in lockdown. This sounds better than Pelican Bay to me. The farther these places are from heavily populated areas the better. They shall be located at least 25 miles offshore. Perhaps they can exist on platforms of defunct oilrigs. That way anyone who tries to escape will either drown or become shark food. The only way prisoners and guards can be transported is by way of helicopter. I want to ensure they’re too far for even Michael Phelps and the Navy SEALs to swim ashore. Then those shallow females with room temperature IQ's won't find these "bad boys" so attractive washed up along the beach (all bloated, putrified, and covered in seaweed) while several and eels are crawling out of their eye, and barnacles and algae are growing from their ears. What are your thoughts on this prison idea?